Mar 2, 2009

My Futile Attempt at an Update

So instead of doing something that would be challenging, because let's face it, less work for me the better, I'm going to give you all a preview of the first chapter of a story/novel-thing I'm writing. I haven't written in it for a long, long, time, and I feel guilty because I'm doing it only for myself and I still can't not procrastinate. But I have the week off from school, so I will do more of it!!

Before I give it to you, here is a list of my goals for March:

WW 100
BLM 75
RDM 37
10 Merit Points (at least!)
Learn to draw faces better
Hit the 100 page mark in my story
lose 10 lbs!

Okay well here it is. Enjoy.

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I. Triplet Heirs

“Engarde!”
The battle cry was swiftly followed by the chiming of dull fencing swords. Two opponents circled each other, waiting for the other to attack. He lunged, His blade steady for her abdomen. She smoothly brought her sword down and around, easily parrying the blow. The attacker withdrew, but she had already begun her expeditious swing; she brought her sword up in a crescent and harshly back down. Her rapier glided through the air, coming to rest on his shoulder with a light thud. He stopped from his retreat and began laughing, “You always have been a better swordsman than I.”
She drew back her weapon and removed her mask, “As if it were an accomplishment, Thomas,” she joked.
“Ah Princess, your words are more cutting than your blade,” Thomas quipped as he removed his mask and took a seat next to her. “So where is your brother, should he not be practicing with the rest of us?”
“You know how Leon is,” as she reached for a towel and began to dab the sweat from her face, “He’s too busy trying to become a Sorcerer.” She had no patience for her younger brothers antics, “Besides, when he’s an ‘all-powerful Sorcerer swords will be as useless against him as pens are against a Knight’,” the Princess mocked. They both laughed, having heard Leon say those words too many times before.
“I suppose that’s enough of a break, shall we have another bout?” He asked hoping to best the young swordstress.
“I can handle it, but can your ego?” Ava retorted, her sapphire eyes sparkling.
Thomas grinned and slid a hand through his hair, “I believe the more appropriate question would be can your ego cope with defeat.” Their eyes locked, each burning with competitiveness.

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I changed my mind and only gave you about a third of the first chapter. Can't give it all up at once, knaw meen? Besides, If I give it to you all too fast I'll have to write faster when I try to do these loser posts later on, and trust me, it will happen.

-Dah Ruru

P.S. Happy Late Birthday to Mattaru!

P.S.S. Sorry lola, you've already read this, but I think a few things have changed from the version you have.

P.S.S.S I WANT TO MERIPO!!!!!!!

P.S.S.S.S Sorry for the bad formating, I can't figure out how to get it to look right.

Feb 18, 2009

7 Degrees of Oprahruru

So I was thinking, "I'm pretty famous..." And you know what? I'm right! Why wouldn't I be famous? I mean my awesome sense of humor, and charming personality, who could resist?


Now there's even another reason for me to be famous! Check out what I look like after an awesome make-over at some snooty salon in Paris!


Pretty awesome right? And check out that awesome outfit! And those green eyes! They're only color-contacts, but it's the thought that counts right?













My moogle is such a lush. I swear, I keep putting fish into this damn tank, and that damn moogle just keeps eating them! I'ma have to do somethin' about this... Stay tuned for my solution!

I was in Jeuno the other day, and I came across this pile of dead bodies...

Kool-aid Cults are so 1990's...









We were all partying in Yuhtunga, when this party came out and pulled all the mobs and killed them infront of us... So after we finished partying, we returned the favor by sleepga 2ing them... I hate bitches.





Congratulations!

While I was in Jeuno with Lola and Jokul, I decided to have our fortune's told. This first one is Lolas and mine.

This next one is mine and Jokuls...

Next I would like to congratulate all of the people in the linkshell that have gotten the Joyeuse over the past week or two.





Next, let's congratulate all of the people that have gotten the Sirocco Kukri. Including Lola, Snaga, and Gurrg!

And of course, Congratulations to Lola for attaining level 75 Whm :D


I also did the Sleepga 2 quest and Retrace quest.



and look at that smexy Slug Shot damage from Kobe!
















CoP

Lately we've been doing a lot of CoP stuff, so I thought I would share our adventures and a couple of screenshots from that.


All in all it's been a lot of fun! And not as bad as everyone keeps telling me it is, but we're only up to 3-5, so we'll see. Haha.


























Nyzul

Well Nyzul is going well. We FINALLY saw a pair of Goliard Clogs drop!

but Jokul outlotted both me and Treabor...

Oh, and if Aku stops trying to leave in the middle of Nm fights, things would go much better.



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Feb 11, 2009

!*~-.Update Extravaganza.-~*!





Well, well, well... So we meet again. Now I know it's been too long, but... Okay so I don't have a good excuse. Anyway, this is a HUGE update... I guess that's what happens when you wait 2 weeks instead of 1 to update. oh vell... It is what it is.

So to start things out, Congratulations to Mrs. and Mr. Nibbles on their new baby boy! In ten or eleven years or so he'll be addicted to FFXI just like his daddy! It'll be a proud day, for sure.

Secondly, Congratulations to Mariane for FINALLY getting 75 blm!


Another fun thing that happened in the past week... or two... Lola and I had an HQ off! I won too!!










And you know what, I am starting to fear for my life. This blog is a hazard to my well being!! Look at what Treabor said!


And I'll have you know, that was typed spitefully! You can tell by the font..... >,> Okay so not really.



Nyzul!
Okay so... I'm really sick of Nyzul Isle Floor 20. GIVE ME MAH SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But on a less... eccentric note, Congratulations to Lola, Jokul, and Aku!




Okay, so there's not much more for me to write about.... But this next section is more than large enough to settle your cravings.


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Quotes!