An Ode to Roman Showers

So here is a dirty poem I wrote. It's not as dirty as I would like it because it had to rhyme, but all in all, I'm pretty happy with it I guess. Oh and I wrote this because Mattaru told me I had to. Enjoy.


An Ode to Roman Showers

Some do it to diet
some do it for fun
no matter why you try it
some are sure to shun.

Spitting up or blowing chunks
raining down from their mouth
tossing cookies or being drunk
so dirty you might live in the south.

But why wait so long?
Sploshing is much more fun!
Throw away your inhibitions
and spread that jam on your buns.

Dipping and diving
into buffets of food,
it is quite reviving
if you can set the mood.

Tromboneing in the afternoon
always dreaming of some poon
then snowballing during the night
is no reason to feel contrite

But I digress
Roman Showers are the best!




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The real update will come tomorrow :)